Now this will necessitate an invasion of Saudi Arabia just so you and your fat ****ing family of obeselos don’t ever have to walk more than 100 meters or even know what a meter is, and Barack Obama, the great Peacemaker of our generation, will eventually be known as the man who invaded the Middle East to prolong the bloated corpulent decay of the American way of life.

And I will be laughing so hard at all you twacked out ninnies who voted for the guy “because he was good at basketball.”